If Marie-Antoinette was on Facebook

If Marie-Antoinette was a member of Facebook, she would update her lazy week-end spent in bed: dreaming, reading, resting her back and drinking wine. Just like me.

... And if Marie-Antoinette was on Twitter, she would twit "I don't know what dress to wear tonight, the red or the blue one. Honestly, I hate Sundays".
So do I.